Para sa mga taga-ELBI jan!

February 27th, 2008 by swaxy

Taga-UPLB ka kung…

1. Kilala mo si Mang Pogs.

2. Nalilito ka kung saan nakalagay ang banga ni Mariang Banga.

3. Tubig na lang ang tingin mo sa gin.

4. Ginamit mong reviewer ang mga old exams para sa mga midterms,
prefi at finals sa math, stat, chem, physics, eco etc.

5. Hindi ka sumasagot ng UP (yupeee) kapag tinanong ka kung saan ka
graduate.hahaha! sagot mo elbi.

6. Taga-elbi ka kapag kilala mo yung professor na nagbi-bike ng naka-
barong na kupas. (Si climax! kalahating albert einstein, kalhating
mang pandoy)

7. Ok lang pumasok sa mga klase kahit naka pambahay/ pantulog attire
ka.

8. Pag nagtanong si manong driver ng "may animal ba dyan?", at may
sumagot ng "meron po" ay di ka natawa.

9. Pag nagtanong uli si manong driver ng "may mens ba dyan?", at may
sumagot uli ng "meron po" ay di ka natawa.

10. Di ka nahihiyang magbitbit ng malaking payong.

11. Taga-elbi ka kung pagkatapos mong magbakasakali kay Mang Pogs,
diretso ka na kay Mr. Midnight .

12. Bumibili ka ng blue book sa Coop.

13. Alam mong hindi pwedeng ibato ang Batong Malaki.

14. Nung pinanood mo ang movie ni aga at regine na shot at elbi (sa
may gaygay gowns) at nagtawag ng taxi si regine e nagtawanan kayo ng
mga taga-LB at clueless ang iba.

15. Alam mo kung nasaan ang White House.

16. May tanline ka ng tsinelas.

17. Alam mong mas masarap ang pancit canton na niluto sa ‘heater
cup’

18. Sanay ka maglakad.

19. Thursday night ang gimik night mo.

20. Alam mo na ang pinakamalaking banyo ay ang Ellen’s Fried
Chicken, at Sizzler’s ang tinitingalang kainan.

21. Kilala mo sina Saniano Boy at Girl.

22. Alam mo kung nasaan ang "Johnson".

23. Alam mo ang kaibahan ng dalawang Flatrocks.

24. Kaya mong pumasok ng hindi naliligo.

25. Alam mong si Carasus at Pegabao ay iisa.

26. Alam mong ok lang na pumunta sa Maahas.

27. Tumatambay ka sa APEC para mag inom.

28. Alam mo kung nasaan ang Fertility Tree, Kwek Kwek Tower , at ang
Templo ni Bruce Lee.

29. Tuloy ang klase kahit signal number 3 na.

30. Alam mo kung saan ang pilahan ng jeep papuntang IRRI, Forestry,
o kaya ay Jamboree…

31. Hindi ka kumakain ng buko pie.

32. Alam mo na bago pa man nauso ang unli rice sa Tokyo Tokyo,
marketing strategy na ito ng Salad Country.

33. Hinahanap-hanap mo ang chocolate cake sa Mer-Nel’s.

34. Alam mong bawal tumawid sa UPLB Gate(main), muLa Guard House
papuntang harap ng Carabao
Park …

35. Alam mong may oras lang na pwede kumain sa IRRI pag di ka IRRI
employee.

36. Sanay ka maglagay ng Knorr Seasoning sa kanin.

37. Alam mong ang hanging bridge ay di talaga naka hang..

38. Alam mong hindi lang dalawang pulgada ang layo ng Bayog sa Anos.

39. Kapag nate-take mo na di magpalit ng pants hanggang ilang araw..
hehe..

40. Alam mo kung nasaan ang tatlong Ellen’s fried chicken sa LB.

41. Apektado ka sa pagsasara ng ic’s

42. Pag may sakit ka, hindi ka pupunta "infirmary" except lang pag
kukuha ka ng excuse slip.

43. Marami kang alam na ghost stories, sa ilag’s, sa men’s dorm, sa
faculty village, sa may social garden etc…

44. Pag umihi ka na sa gilid ng SU (tuwing feb fair).

45. Alam mo na ang tunog ng pillbox. (rambol!)

46. Taga lb ka kapag kilala mo si "manang slow"..

47. Hindi mo na naabutan ang Vega mall at Robinson’s.

48. Taga elbi ka kapag mas gusto mong tumambay pag feb fair kesa
manood ng kung anuman sa stage.

49. Kaya mong i-identify ang specie at subspecie ng bawat punong
nadadaanan mo.

50. Alam mo na ang shortest way sa papuntang st. therese from Hum ay
ang dirt road…

51. Taga-elbi ka kapag alam mo kumbaket maraming natatalisod sa
raymundo gate.

52. Hindi mo kailangan ng rason para uminom … hindi mo na rin
keilangan ng mesa pag iinom (… hindi mo na rin minsan kailangan
ng baso ).

53. Alam mo kung nasaan ang Soils.

54. Mas trip mo mag-redhorse kesa mag San Mig Light.

55. Kung di man natuloy ay binalak mong umakyat ng peak two.

56. Taga elbi ka pag nakakita ka ng snow pag summer (yun yung bulak
na nagkalat sa campus… kapok).

57. Taga-elbi ka rin pag handa mong gawin ang lahat pag nag-peprereg
ka makakuha ka lng ng slot sa subject na yon (lalo na pag GE).

58. Alam mo kung saan makakabili ng masarap na proven at chicken
skin–> dun malapit sa white house.

59. Alam mong ang devcom ay dating under ng ca.

60. Mas enjoy mo ang gimik sa apartment compared to bars and restos.

61. Alam mong ang "audi" at DL Umali Hall ay iisa.

62. Alam mong may gasolinahan sa loob ng campus (sa likod ng CEAT).

63. Sineryoso mo na kailangan may kasama kang date pag drill night.

63. Alam mo kung nasaan ang Ilag’s, Raymundo’s at Catalan.

64. Dismissed ka na pero sa elbi ka pa rin nakatira.

65. Alam mo kung nasaan ang Batcave.

66. Gusto mong pasabugin ang PhySci building.

67.Alam mong ang LB Square
ay dating vacant lot na puro talahib.

68. Nakapanood ka na ng sine sa Agrix.

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PBB Fiasco…what the hell???

June 26th, 2007 by swaxy
I recently got an email from a friend about the fraud that’s happening inside the PBB house…and it goes like this…
interesting….

This is how the fraud happened!!!

"I have worked for abs-cbn for almost 4 years now, since i finished my MA on mass com - broadcast communication in 2003. as part of production on news and current affairs, my work has been mostly rewarding, with good benefits despite the low base pay (i’m including this part so you would understand why i accepted the offer to be transferred to conceptualization of some reality shows particularly the current one, PBB.) because of the sensitivity of my status (i am still working there) i cannot divulge my name, gender and current position in ABS CBN. still, i would like to inform those who are interested (who, most probably, are now wondering why Wendy Valdez is still inside the house and not evicted yet, as most must have assumed.)

When i was asked if i wanted to be part of the conceptualization of the current and upcoming reality shows that ABS CBN would be showing (with higher compensation, obviously), i accepted the offer. how bad can it get, i said, since most of these shows run on public voting and my job would mostly include thinking of the "challenges" that Kuya instructs the housemates to do.

Apparently, conceptualization incorporates more than that. as i have known after the pre-screening of the auditioners, as early as the application process, we have to note who we think will "attract the public most" and who we think will "make the ratings go off the roof." after the initial screening, we had to choose the top 100 of the batch, and even though some did not "theoretically pass" the audition (some weren’t able to complete the documents needed), since they have mass appeal, they made it to the first cut, and some were even included in the finalists that entered the BB house.

As you all know, the eviction process is supposed to be based on the votes that the "nominated housemates" - the housemate with the lowest vote will be evicted. i dont know about the previous editions of the PBB (since i only worked under this series this season), but what surprised us the most was when we were informed that the voting only affects the decision minimally - that the voting actually shows who the public wants to see again the following day - but that was it. the truth is, there are so-called "talent auditors." these people are the ones who really put the big decision as to who will be evicted, and who will stay. of course, this never became obvious since i cannot deny the fact that we receive millions of votes during eviction night. that is, until wendy was evicted, and then later returned to join the housemates who are legitimately still in the contest. and the reason is this: the wendy-bruce loveteam is working. have you ever noticed why most of the episodes are focused on the wendy-bruce loveteam? it is because ratings are really high, meaning that people want to see how their relationship develops.

I have never received this much question about my work before. my friends want to know how someone who was already evicted be suddenly returned to the house. actually, that is one of the "twists" that are really planned to be included in the show. but there are actually 3 evicted housemates that were vying to be returned to the house, and wendy was one of them. we were asked who we think should be the one to return to the house, and zeke won. but after discussing that the wendy-bruce love team was too interesting to abruptly end, it was wendy who got the spot. aside from that, we were later informed by one of the production managers who was disappointed with the decision, wendy was "direk dyogi’s pet."

I told this story to some of my friends, and they were surprised to know the truth, particularly because some of them were voting for their favorite contestant. i told them only one thing - that they are just wasting their money in voting. as i have personally seen, the path of the contest is already drawn, and the voting only affects the decision minimally, as i have said. this only tells us who the public wants to see again inside the house. the eviction of nel tonight is the classic example. nel got the 2nd lowest number of votes, wendy got the lowest. but the administrators think that perhaps the wendy-bruce loveteam is still up, so we had to give it one last shot. if the ratings go down, or if on tuesday (the next eviction night), wendy still gets the lowest vote, she’s out of the contest.

I did not want to reveal all of these, partly because of my loyalty to the company that has given me so much over the years, but i personally think that it is unfair to make one suffer for another’s gain. since i have done background checks on the housemates, i know for a fact that nel isn’t very well-off, and should have been given his chance fairly. i feel bad to know that i am included in a ploy to confuse and even fool people into believing that they control the outcome of the show. that is why i went ahead and did this post. i wanted people to know how PBB works.

If you really want to let the network know how disappointed you are with the outcome, make the ratings go down at least until tuesday. and do not waste your money in voting, or if you really want to and have the means to do so, vote for who you really think should be included in the big 4 - this way, hopefully, wendy will be out on tuesday for good."

–ABS CBN Employee / PBB Conceptualizer

And my reaction to this person’s post is this….
interesting indeed…
but I think the show’s conceptualization group has all the right to manipulate the show for the network’s own gain.  Besides the main reason for them why they got the franchise of this show is to earn money right?  So why is the writer of this post bad-mouthing the show and even the network on how they manipulate the whole plot and story of PBB?  Doesn’t he/she/(or maybe "it"–haha!) know that her salary (which she claimed is higher than what she was getting before) is actually coming from the show’s income???
I say that if she’s really concerned about Nel’s eviction and social status, then why doesn’t she just give a part of her "high salary" to Nel…that way she could’ve helped him somehow.
Does she really think that by sending out an email like this will actually save her soul come judgement day?  If she really finds the coniving people behind the show that bad and that she can no longer be part of this conspiracy, then I suggest that she should just resign from her current post now and probably just work for ABS CBN Foundation.   
I believe that the show isn’t violating anyone’s voting rights here.  C’mon it’s not like the national elections you know!!!  The people or the viewers are not forced to text their votes anyways.  It’s actually their prerogative to waste their money on these stupid votes.  I do watch PBB but I don’t actually vote.  Yes I do hate Wendy but come to think of it, it is her who does make me watch PBB more.  This is a TV show dude.  This is not something that will affect our economy or whatever!
I think the writer of this post should just go back to news and current affairs and try to expose more important issues that are going on in our fucked-up government.  We don’t really need your expose on what’s really happening behind the PBB house…we already know it but we still choose to watch and vote for our favorites…no harm to it…
Actually, if I do exercise my voting rights, I’d rather use it in voting for my fave PBB housemate than waste it in voting for any of the senatorial candidates who, most of them, are just up to no good!

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BEWARE of the bug that bites!

September 11th, 2006 by swaxy

I’ve been bitten by this bug that makes you feel weird
all over and makes you do stuff you’ve never done before. Anyway, let me just tell you how potent its
venom is. I went out on a gimmick last
August 25 for a friend’s birthday celebration. We we’re all having fun then. We
stayed up ’til really late and just when we were about to leave the place, a
guy back from college approached our table to say hi to my friend (who was also
from the same school where i was from).  I know the guy’s name and all but I don’t know
him personally. Though we were basically
from the same batch and college and took the same degree, we were never really
friends nor civil to each other. Maybe
because I had "blinders" back then meaning I only have eyes for my
college beau. (FYI: blinders, by the way,
is the thing that horsemen put to cover their horses’ peripheral view)…

 Anyway, back to this venomous bug…i think it bit me when my
friend and I were chatting with this guy. I kinda felt a small twitch coming from somewhere but I just ignored it
the same way i ignore mosquito bites.

 The following day I woke up feeling well-rested (who wouldn’t be
if you sleep from 4am’til 12nn?!). I was kinda feeling
squeamish but I really don’t know why. It
never came to my mind that it could be that bite from that freaking bug…until
my friend whom that guy was talking to the night before texted me. She asked me if I’d be interested to go out
on a date with a friend whom she will be setting up with me if I agree. I said yes because there’s nothing to lose
anyways. So she did set me up on a
date…with that same guy from the night before! She swapped our numbers and texted both of us the same message telling
us to just fix our own date since we are both into it. Boy that was one helluva set-up!

 Anyway, next thing I knew is that I was on the phone with
this guy for an hour just trying to talk about the things we have in common
back in college. The conversation was so
nice. It kinda took me back to memory
lane…to my favorite part of my life…COLLEGE YEARS :-)

 Back to the story…so that same night we went out but it
wasn’t like a romantic date. It was more
like a hook up with a long lost friend. My friend and I went to our favorite gimmick place of the moment to meet
up with this guy. It turned out that he
also texted one of our barkadas to come and join us. So it was really not a date. It was more of a get-together. It was fun!

 

That night, the bug bite started to become worse. I started feeling really weird all over. I haven’t felt that way before but to picture
it clearly, somehow it almost felt the same as when you were back in high
school and you first went out with your crush. Imagine how that feels…yup that’s what I was talking about!

 
As if that night-out was not enough, he called me again on my
phone the moment I got back to my friend’s house (that’s were I spent the
night). We talked from 4am ’til 5am!  Talk about high-school stuff huh? Good thing I was still able to get some
sleep. When I woke up a little later I
was feeling a bit weirder than the night before. There was this tingling feeling every time my
friend would mention the guy’s name. Plus
it felt really weird how the simple mention of his name would put a ridiculous
smile on my face!  

 It seemed to me that the stupid bug also got the guy because
he can’t seem to stop calling me J. He called me again that night just to ask how
I was and to say goodnight. Well I
wasn’t feeling so well that time for reals because my throat hurts. Felt like I was going down with the flu…thank
goodness the bug bite didn’t make it worse. On the contrary, the bug bite kinda made me feel better despite the sore
throat that I was having.

 Next day—3rd day since the bug bit me…got a
message from him informing me that he just woke up, asked me how I was. I told him that I was gonna take half of the
day off from work because I felt like I was going down with the flu at that
time. He asked me if I would wanna come
by his place to rest while he cooks me lunch…hmmm sounds like a sweet deal
right? So I did. He made me some soup since I couldn’t take
anything solid because of my freaking sore throat which developed into
tonsillitis. We started talking about
college years again and then wham! There
goes that weird feeling again! Damn I
just hate it whenever that happens! It
felt so good and so nice! Too bad that
it has to get cut short because he has an indoor soccer game to catch L. But that’s okay because he asked me to go out
with him again the next day.

 Next day—4th day since the bug bit me…We went
out for dinner at one of the huge malls in the metro…had so much fun. Some friends from work and another from
college joined us briefly. We had a
blast. And then that’s when the bug bite
has gotten from worse to worst!

 Our connection is just so strong. I never felt this connected with someone that
I’ve just met. Well yeah he’s not really
a stranger to me because as I’ve said earlier, he was someone from
college. But then we were never friends
back then so basically he still is a stranger to me. Nevertheless, I still couldn’t help myself
from feeling happy and elated…that was such a wonderful feeling. It felt like I was on cloud nine! Sounds corny and cheesy but it’s true! I’ve never felt this way before…not even with
one of my ex-boyfriends!

I’m telling you that bug’s bite is really venomous! Now I still have traces of its poison flowing
through my veins. The poison may not be
as intense as the first four days after I was bitten but it’s still potent
enough to make me do stuff that I don’t normally do when I’m sane.

 Damn it! I hate this
feeling but I also love it! See what I
mean?! That’s one of the major effects
of that bug bite! I just wish there’s
some kind of an antidote for this. Does
anyone know where I can get some?

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Lagot ka, lagot ka! Isusumbong kita…sa kuya ko at sa mga Beta Sigma!

September 10th, 2006 by swaxy

http://swaxy.blogs.friendster.com/dulce/2006/09/i_got_dumped.html

ipagpaumanhin ninyo ngunit pipilitin kong sumulat ng isang talatang Filipino sapagkat hindi lahat ng taong nakakabasa ng "blog" na ito ay marunong umintindi ng Ingles.  Hay naku napakahirap palang magsalita ng diretso kahit sariling wika mo na ang ginagamit!  tae naman o ang hirap talaga!

hindi ko lubos maintindihan kung bakit yung pangunahing tauhan ng aking istorya ay walang pakundangang nagi-iwan ng kanyang komento dito sa "blog site" ko. (puntahan ang URL na nasa umpisa nitong talatang ito).  ay leche di ko ata kayang panindigan ang pagtatagalog ko…madaling magsalita ng tagalog pero mahirap magsulat noh!  di ko na kasalanan kung bobing yung ibang tao at hindi marunong umintindi ng English!

anyways,  i just couldn’t understand why that freak can’t get the full context of my blogs???  is it really that hard to understand?  he left another comment which basically said the same things:

1 - Wla akong ginawa sayong masama alam mo yan. Sana aminin mo sa sarili mo at sa mga tao kung ano talaga ang totoo.

*yeah yeah…

2 - Hindi sinisadya na manakaw ang U2 ipod mo at lalo naman na hindi ko
nanakawin yon. Pinalitan ko nman nung 20gig ipod ko diba? hindi nga
lang sya bago.  Alam ko kung gano kaimportante syo yung ipod na yun. Nagsorry naman ako syo diba?

*your sorry is not worth my U2 iPod…you did say sorry but you didn’t even say that you’ll replace it.  I asked you what your plan is and you know what you said??? here let me refresh your selective memory: "well, i guess yung iPod mo white na.." .  WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??!!!!  ganon?  you assumed na okay lang na ang kapalit ng iPod ko eh yung sayo??!  if you were decent enough you should have at least offered to replace it with a new one..kahit na kunwari lang!  i don’t give a shit if you replaced it with your crappy old white iPod na binili mo ng 2nd hand!!!  you didn’t even mention that you’ll replace it pag nagka-pera ka na!  wow dude!  i’m having goosepimples now!

3 - Naprint ko lahat ng blog mo at ipapabasa ko sa Kuya kong attorney. Pag
hindi mo napatunayan yung mga bintang mo sa akin ididimanda kita.

*hello pakibasa nga ulit yung mga sinulat ko.  go find yourself a translator if you really find it hard to understand…wag mo nang kunin yung friend mo na lawlaw yung cheeks…wala din alam yun.  pa-coño lang ang English nun kuno wrong grammar din naman!  teka kala ko ba wala kang pera to replace my iPod?  now you’re taking this to court?  don’t you think mas makakatipid ka kung palitan mo na lang yung iPod ko…20K max lang yun…cheaper than to file a case which you will lose naman for sure…think think think! deal or no deal??? hehehe

4 - Hindi mo kilala ang pamilya ko dulce. May mga kaibigan ka na Beta
Sigma? Beta Sigma din ang Daddy ko At mga kuya ko. Hindi ako ang
nagumpisa ng gulong ito.

*hindi ko nga talaga kilala ang family mo that’s why i’m not dragging them into this stupid non-sense squabble ("away" lang ang ibig sabihin nitong word na ito…baka mag panic ka kung anong meaning nito eh)…yup i got some beta sigman friends.  meron din tau gamma, APO, upsilon, sigma rho.  Tatay ko beta sigma din.  Eh di okay mag-brods pala ang tatay ko, Daddy mo at mga brothers mo!  ikaw anong frat mo?

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My butt is big…

September 8th, 2006 by swaxy

I was browsing through an American fashion mag the other day while I was having a haircut when I came across this ad from Nike.  I laughed when I read it, forgetting the fact that I was alone and no one was there whom I can share this with.  I don’t think the hair stylist will be interested in my story anyways.  Of course I excused myself for suddenly bursting into a laugh…the hair stylist gave me this look like I was some kind of a loony.  Anyways, here’s what the ad says:

My butt is big and round like the letter "C", and 10,000 lunges have made it rounder but not smaller and that’s just fine.  It’s a space heater for my side of the bed.  It’s my ambassador to those who walk behind me.  It’s a border collie that herds skinny women away from the best deals at clothing sales. 

MY BUTT IS BIG AND THAT’S JUST FINE.  AND TO THOSE WHO MIGHT SCORN IT ARE INVITED TO KISS IT.

I just find this ad so timely that’s why I decided to post it here.  Of course you guys know who I’m dedicating this blog to ;-P

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Dulce…

September 8th, 2006 by swaxy

I’ve always thought she’s all woman
When you see her in two-piece you’ll turn yourself into a fan
But then this funny girl is like a kid
I had fun with her…I really did!

She’s so true to herself and she speaks her mind
As a confidante, she’s really one of a kind.

She’s a natural and she never pretends
And she will always be one of my greatest friends…

and that folks was a nice literary piece from my sis, Chris :-)
i found it while i was rummaging through my "box of memories" trying to look for some of my sticker collection to give as a gift my to my highschool bestfriend’s daughter :-)

reading it took me back to those happy times.  i will definitely not forget my stint there at DPC (directories philippines corp).  i gained a lot of real friends that are so hard to find.

i just wish i could bring back that time…i miss all my kikay posse there!…’til our next gimmick at Mint then? ;-P  hahahahaha!

See you girls around!  and as for you Kristeta,  remember to give me a shoutout whenever you’re in the area a’ight?!

Miss you!!!!  Tie d Tie Tie! W_grill_feb14_greenbelt_022

(L-R: Juliebee, Tantan, Dolce, Kristeta @ Wgrill Makati, Febbruary 2003)

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I got dumped??!!

September 6th, 2006 by swaxy

I got dumped??!!  where the hell did that come from?

i got this message from a fan of Usher. she said she wasn’t impressed by my blogs at all and that i only did it because i got dumped by Mr.Don’t-Talk-Just-Kiss.  That’s okay missy, i didn’t write it for you to be impressed anyways.

and oh can i just tell you that your reaction was kinda too late…uhm talk about DELAYED REACTION.  i had it posted a month ago.  why react just now?  did you react because Usher told you to write for him on his behalf?  so sweet of you to do that.

anyway, i just wanna be clear on this matter okay…

i didn’t write all those blogs because i got dumped by Mr.Don’t-Talk-Just-Kiss okay.  i wrote it because i’m an aspiring writer and i wanna know if i can write something that would catch people’s attention and create a buzz (damn it’s hard to control my laughter here…ok i admit i’m not a very good actress!).

but seriously,  i never claimed that i was his girlfriend or that he was my boyfriend (guys i really have to write it this way so that everyone can understand.  i don’t know how literal these kind of people can get)…anyways, so why the hell would i admit that we didn’t have a relationship when there’s nothing to admit in the first place???…huh?  i kinda got lost there.

missy, i think you’ll be a great girlfriend for him.  you think alike.  but at least somehow your english grammar is better.  teach him when you have the time okay?

oh by the way, thanks for telling me that i’ve got a sagging butt.  now i know i have to do more squats in the gym to make them perky again :-)  sorry i can’t give you any advice on how to lose your sagging cheeks.  diet would probably do it…i think.

hey, i hope you’re not as uhm.. "SIMPLE" as your friend to actually post a comment here that would also lead everyone to your page.  but then again it’s your call…wink wink…hihihi

wish you all the best…Ciao! :-)

by the way guys, i am sure you’ve all been curious about how this girl looks like so here’s her pic.  she didn’t know i saved it before she even had a chance to change her primary pic after i made a comment on her "cute sagging cheeks" :-)

Cutiehehehe

you like her?  she can be your friend too!  just text or call her at

09198737719…

don’t worry i’m sure she wouldn’t mind that i posted her number here.  it’s actually a free advertisement for her…she has this number posted on her page too :-)

no, i wouldn’t go that far to actually hire a private eye to get it…hehehe

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SUSUNOD SA THE BUZZ!!!

September 6th, 2006 by swaxy

yeah that’s what i feel right now…a starlet caught in an intrigue. hahaha…i’m just kidding of course!  guess what guys,  the main character of my blog entry numbers 4 to 7 has posted a comment saying that he didn’t "do it" and that he’s gonna tell on me to his "kuya na attorney"…and he’s gonna sue me :-)…for what?  libel?  hihihihi

dude, i bet my sagging ass (that’s according to one of your fans) that your bro wouldn’t waste his time on this stupid shit.  i bet he’s got more pressing matters to attend to than spend time going to court to file a case against my blog where i wrote some expose shit about an anonymous person!

and hey when you posted your comment here, didn’t you realize that you gave the link to your friendster account for everyone to see?  yes you did uh DUDE!  duh! (or the? hahaha)

i didn’t even say here that you stole my precious iPod and phone.  those were the readers’ comments.  everyone is entitled to make a comment.

next time you do something for yourself or your loved one, please think not just twice but a lot of times okay???  well only as many as your brain would allow.  i wouldn’t want you to think too much because you might end up frying it.

and hey what gave you the idea that i was trying to tell the people that you became my boyfriend???  i couldn’t even gather enough courage to introduce you to my friends…only because i was trying to save you from further embarrassment (so thank me for it) :-D

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Lost & Found

September 3rd, 2006 by swaxy

I’M CURRENTLY SEARCHING FOR A GUY
who’s confident but not arrogant…
caring and sweet but not suffocating…
sensitive but not wimpy…
can speak his mind but not controlling…
knows what he wants and actually gets it…
funny without looking like a clown (who said clowns are funny anyway???! they scare me!)…
has a little air of mystery in his personality…
who doesn’t have to be a hottie but at least fit enough to keep up with my active lifestyle (hahaha)…
who smells really good even when left under the sun to sweat…

i’ve posted this paragraph on my profile a year ago.  a lot of friends reacted.  they said i am being to idealistic or that my standards are too high that’s why i couldn’t find myself a boyfriend.  i tried to asses the traits that i’ve written here and decided that i wouldn’t lower my standards just because my friends told me to.  i firmly stuck with what i want and what i believe is right for me…meaning a guy with these qualities…i waited.  i didn’t lose hope because i know there will always be my MR.RIGHT out there just waiting for our paths to cross.  i’ve met a few people who taught me a thing or two…(though no one can top what Usher aka Mr.Don’r-Talk-Just-Kiss taught me!)…just when i stopped actively searching for the right person for me, here comes Mr.Check :-)

i wouldn’t wanna call him Mr.Right or Mr.Perfect because it’s so overused.  I’m calling him Mr.Check because he’s got a lot of checkmarks in my list of qualities that i look for in a guy :-)  in fact he has all those that i’ve written above!  i have been in cloud nine for the past week…i felt like He got tired of listening to my same old prayer asking for the right person to come my way, so He finally gave in! hehehe

i just hope that everything will be in place soon…i learned a lot through my long journey in search for this person.  i hope i’ll be able to use all those learnings to make this one really work out and make this person mine for keeps…i’m keeping my fingers crossed…but i’ve never been this happy since Santa gave me "My First Barbie" for Christmas ;-D

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I therefore conclude…

August 31st, 2006 by swaxy

Maxinestupidity_vaccineThis will be my last hurrah then I promise you guys that I’ll leave Mr.Don’t-Talk-Just-Kiss a.k.a. Usher alone.

I just wanted to know if he’s really as stupid as I think he is so here’s what I did…

I left him a testimonial on his account.  It’s not a usual testimonial.  It was an INSULTING one.  Yes I know I am getting really mean here but I just wanna know what he’s really made of.  And hey, this kind of thing that I did (the blogs and all, plus the insulting testimonial) is not even worth the hassle that he caused me…not to mention the PhP18k U2 iPod that he supposedly lost and did not replace!

Anyway, as I’ve said I left him an insulting testimonial just to see how smart he is.  My theory goes:  If he approves it then that simply means he’s a nincompoop.

I tried to make my testimonial look cute by adding a smiley and the words "wink wink" after the statement (well that’s what i always see in the testimonials of some of my friends…plus the mwahs and other pa-cute stuff..hehe)…hey if you’re sharp you’d catch my drift right away!

I therefore conclude that Mr.Don’t-Talk-Just-Kiss a.k.a. Usher is a dummy.

Can somebody tell him about this please?!!!

Hey Sonny!  You can take your cue from here!  mwahahahaha! (evil laugh again!)

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