I HAD A DATE WITH USHER!…
Okay now that I got your attention, I want you to listen to my story okay…it’s not Usher of course but I’d like to say that this guy somehow resembles him. I don’t wanna tell you his real name because it is just improper, especially because I am not writing this to praise him, but to diss him!
Alright, alright I know I may seem too mean but you gotta hear my story first and then you tell me if I’m just doing the right thing.
And the story goes a little something like this…
Here’s a little flash back just to give you a background…
October 2004: I went to a quick beach getaway with my college friends into an island not far from Manila.
We were having fun on our own and so were our guys. The guys must have gone really excited that they got drunk even before the sun has set. To punish them (my friend’s BF and my #@%! Ex) for being such nitwits, we decided to go out on a “girls’ night out”.
So there’s the four of us trying to amuse ourselves by watching the trannies do their Coyote Ugly stint on top of the nearby tables, when I chanced upon a henna tattoo booth on my right…
There I saw a guy who caught my attention effortlessly. He’s tan, tall, and oh so sexy with his shirt off. He was painting a henna tattoo on some girl who obviously was just there to flirt with him!
Anyways, I was pre-occupied with what I saw that I didn’t notice my three other girlfriends were also dumbfounded by his sexiness. We didn’t realize that we were ogling this guy the way matronas ogle their DIs until “Barbie” (not her real name of course because she’s a he!) asked us for our orders. After giving us our orders, one my girlfriends asked Barbie who the sexy guy was. We haven’t even checked ourselves in the mirror when Barbie started shouting his name and motioned for him to go to our table! We were freaking embarrassed that I actually wished the ground would open up and eat us all!
Okay so we finally regained our composure. Barbie introduced him to us and we introduced ourselves to him one by one. I purposely introduced myself last because I was thinking that he’d most likely remember my name over the others (cunning eh? hehehe). We tried to start a conversation with him just so he could spend some time with us…but then the moment he started talking…boy! I almost felt embarrassed for him! I really didn’t understand why he has to speak in English when none of us were speaking in that language. Well I guess he’s trying to impress us but…I just wish he didn’t…I need not expound on what he said but here’s the line that I definitely will not forget…”sure ah I’ll give you a free henna tattoo but THAT’S IS if you wake up early”…(that was said with a matching pilit na pa-coño accent ha)…okay fine maybe he just didn’t notice that he committed a minor grammatical error…nobody’s perfect I know…
Anyway, so we finally bid him goodbye and goodnight…and then he simply told us to “ENJOY THE BEACH!!
Hmmm…so being the biatches that we are, we gave him an instant nickname…“Mr. Don’t-talk-just-kiss”…go figure why…
Damn! I’m kinda tired from recounting all that details. I’ll be back tomorrow…need to fix my room before I get nagged by my Mom again 
You’ll get to know this guy soon because I am actually thinking of posting his pic here on my blog site…yeah I know I’m evil!…but only because I was provoked! Bwahahahahahaha!
