I HAD A DATE WITH USHER!…part 3
I think it’s time for me to reveal who this guy is…or maybe not just yet. One more story to really make you people love him more…
Remember when I posted a blog about my lost mobile phone right? I lost it when I went back to that same freakin’ island for my last summer getaway. That was also the last time I ever saw Mr. Don’t-Talk-Just-Kiss. He stopped texting me because it turned out he kinda got jealous of one of the guys I went there with (what a pathetic loser!). Anyway, a couple of weeks after that unfortunate event, Mr. Don’t-Talk-Just-Kiss texted me to inform me that a friend of his is selling a second hand unit the same as the one I lost. He asked me if I’m interested but I told him no so he said he’s just gonna buy it for himself instead…(and I thought he doesn’t have money to replace my iPod!). I really don’t know where this guy got his guts but I’m telling you, it’s almost as thick as one could ever imagine! He asked me if he could have my phone charger because the phone didn’t come with one when he bought it (probably because it’s one of those lost or stolen phones)…I told him I already gave it away though I actually didn’t. I just don’t want to give it to him simply because he’s such an asshole. I thought he’s gonna stop at that point but he didn’t!!! You’re not gonna believe this but he asked to have the box of my lost phone instead!!! What a freak!??! Anyway, I said yes just to make him stop. So we finally agreed to meet up so I could give him the box and he’d return my iPod crystal case. That was June. A month had passed and all I got from him were weird alibis on why he can’t make it to
Manila to give me back my iPod case. After a month and a half he finally made it here. He finally gave me back my iPod case last Monday. I didn’t wanna see him so I pretended that I had to go to the airport to pick up my brother and asked my officemate instead to meet up with him. Though I wish I was there to see the look on his face when he learned that I didn’t leave the box with my officemate. I could just imagine how frustrated he was…traveling all the way from Laguna (where he’s really from) to
Quezon City and end up getting nothing! Mwahahahaha (evil laugh here)…but hey he’s such a persistent freak-O you know! He texted me and asked me if I didn’t give the box to my officemate. I didn’t bother replying to his message anymore because I already got what I wanted. But I got another text message from him the following morning. Yeah you guessed it right! He’s still asking for my freaking box!!!!
ANG KAPAL KAPAL KAPAL KAPAL KAPAL!!!!!!!!! HINDI KO NA KAYA ‘TO!!!!!! (I thought to myself)…
So I texted him this…”hey I ran out of load. I got my iPod case already. I’m just thinking, what if I’ll give you my P910 box complete with the manual, PC suite, dock, cable, and charger once you replace my U2 iPod? Don’t worry, I’ll give you back your iPod. How’s that? J”.
And this was his reply…I quote, “Wla naman kase akng pambili ng ipod ngayon eh. Ayaw na nga ibigay ng mama ko ung pera ko eh. Cge d bale na lang po kung wg na lang ung box. Salamat!”
Poor thing! I wonder how he’ll be able to put up his “RICE IN A BACKS” business if his mommy wouldn’t give him his money?? Well that’s how he said it. I’m just writing it as it was pronounced.
Anyway, I just have one message for you Mr. Don’t-Talk-Just Kiss:
Hey there! Just in case you’re reading this, please do take care and don’t forget to text me when you GOT home!
Hehehehehe…yes folks, that’s another one of his quotable quotes. Isn’t he just adorable!
August 20th, 2006 at 2:20 pm
one hell of a character dulce.. this usher guy needs to be fuckd up and have one of his fingers broken…and see him dance his way of this
August 21st, 2006 at 8:28 am
let’s make sure that the finger we’ll be breaking is on his left hand…hahahaha!
he uses his left when he does tattoos
August 21st, 2006 at 4:44 pm
hehehehe. ipod? black U2 edition? hehehe. probably nasa kanya un. heheheh. you might have been a victim. after all, maganda ung Black version na un. hehehe. nice story…
August 22nd, 2006 at 7:41 am
hmm…i still hope not.
I’m trying so hard to help myself from thinking that it could be possible because if not then these blog entries are not enough!!!! hehehehe
September 1st, 2006 at 12:41 am
Oh my God sis, that guy is a big scam! a lying lowlife! Dont yah worry sis, I believe in karma…but hey, I have another name for him though…MR. DON’T TALK JUST STEAL!
September 4th, 2006 at 8:57 am
duls, i’m so happy for you… the guy is really a FREAK! what a dum-dum… YAP? — you do know that it’s spelled with a U, right? hehehe… ang sama ko…