Archive for September, 2006

BEWARE of the bug that bites!

Monday, September 11th, 2006

I’ve been bitten by this bug that makes you feel weird
all over and makes you do stuff you’ve never done before. Anyway, let me just tell you how potent its
venom is. I went out on a gimmick last
August 25 for a friend’s birthday celebration. We we’re all having fun then. We
stayed up ’til really late and just when we were about to leave the place, a
guy back from college approached our table to say hi to my friend (who was also
from the same school where i was from).  I know the guy’s name and all but I don’t know
him personally. Though we were basically
from the same batch and college and took the same degree, we were never really
friends nor civil to each other. Maybe
because I had "blinders" back then meaning I only have eyes for my
college beau. (FYI: blinders, by the way,
is the thing that horsemen put to cover their horses’ peripheral view)…

 Anyway, back to this venomous bug…i think it bit me when my
friend and I were chatting with this guy. I kinda felt a small twitch coming from somewhere but I just ignored it
the same way i ignore mosquito bites.

 The following day I woke up feeling well-rested (who wouldn’t be
if you sleep from 4am
’til 12nn?!). I was kinda feeling
squeamish but I really don’t know why. It
never came to my mind that it could be that bite from that freaking bug…until
my friend whom that guy was talking to the night before texted me. She asked me if I’d be interested to go out
on a date with a friend whom she will be setting up with me if I agree. I said yes because there’s nothing to lose
anyways. So she did set me up on a
date…with that same guy from the night before! She swapped our numbers and texted both of us the same message telling
us to just fix our own date since we are both into it. Boy that was one helluva set-up!

 Anyway, next thing I knew is that I was on the phone with
this guy for an hour just trying to talk about the things we have in common
back in college. The conversation was so
nice. It kinda took me back to memory
lane…to my favorite part of my life…COLLEGE YEARS
:-)

 Back to the story…so that same night we went out but it
wasn’t like a romantic date. It was more
like a hook up with a long lost friend. My friend and I went to our favorite gimmick place of the moment to meet
up with this guy. It turned out that he
also texted one of our barkadas to come and join us. So it was really not a date. It was more of a get-together. It was fun!

 

That night, the bug bite started to become worse. I started feeling really weird all over. I haven’t felt that way before but to picture
it clearly, somehow it almost felt the same as when you were back in high
school and you first went out with your crush. Imagine how that feels…yup that’s what I was talking about!

 
As if that night-out was not enough, he called me again on my
phone the moment I got back to my friend’s house (that’s were I spent the
night). We talked from 4am ’til 5am! 
Talk about high-school stuff huh? Good thing I was still able to get some
sleep. When I woke up a little later I
was feeling a bit weirder than the night before. There was this tingling feeling every time my
friend would mention the guy’s name. Plus
it felt really weird how the simple mention of his name would put a ridiculous
smile on my face!
  

 It seemed to me that the stupid bug also got the guy because
he can’t seem to stop calling me
J. He called me again that night just to ask how
I was and to say goodnight. Well I
wasn’t feeling so well that time for reals because my throat hurts. Felt like I was going down with the flu…thank
goodness the bug bite didn’t make it worse. On the contrary, the bug bite kinda made me feel better despite the sore
throat that I was having.

 Next day—3rd day since the bug bit me…got a
message from him informing me that he just woke up, asked me how I was. I told him that I was gonna take half of the
day off from work because I felt like I was going down with the flu at that
time. He asked me if I would wanna come
by his place to rest while he cooks me lunch…hmmm sounds like a sweet deal
right? So I did. He made me some soup since I couldn’t take
anything solid because of my freaking sore throat which developed into
tonsillitis. We started talking about
college years again and then wham! There
goes that weird feeling again! Damn I
just hate it whenever that happens! It
felt so good and so nice! Too bad that
it has to get cut short because he has an indoor soccer game to catch
L. But that’s okay because he asked me to go out
with him again the next day.

 Next day—4th day since the bug bit me…We went
out for dinner at one of the huge malls in the metro…had so much fun. Some friends from work and another from
college joined us briefly. We had a
blast. And then that’s when the bug bite
has gotten from worse to worst!

 Our connection is just so strong. I never felt this connected with someone that
I’ve just met. Well yeah he’s not really
a stranger to me because as I’ve said earlier, he was someone from
college. But then we were never friends
back then so basically he still is a stranger to me. Nevertheless, I still couldn’t help myself
from feeling happy and elated…that was such a wonderful feeling. It felt like I was on cloud nine! Sounds corny and cheesy but it’s true! I’ve never felt this way before…not even with
one of my ex-boyfriends!

I’m telling you that bug’s bite is really venomous! Now I still have traces of its poison flowing
through my veins. The poison may not be
as intense as the first four days after I was bitten but it’s still potent
enough to make me do stuff that I don’t normally do when I’m sane.

 Damn it! I hate this
feeling but I also love it! See what I
mean?! That’s one of the major effects
of that bug bite! I just wish there’s
some kind of an antidote for this. Does
anyone know where I can get some?

Lagot ka, lagot ka! Isusumbong kita…sa kuya ko at sa mga Beta Sigma!

Sunday, September 10th, 2006

http://swaxy.blogs.friendster.com/dulce/2006/09/i_got_dumped.html

ipagpaumanhin ninyo ngunit pipilitin kong sumulat ng isang talatang Filipino sapagkat hindi lahat ng taong nakakabasa ng "blog" na ito ay marunong umintindi ng Ingles.  Hay naku napakahirap palang magsalita ng diretso kahit sariling wika mo na ang ginagamit!  tae naman o ang hirap talaga!

hindi ko lubos maintindihan kung bakit yung pangunahing tauhan ng aking istorya ay walang pakundangang nagi-iwan ng kanyang komento dito sa "blog site" ko. (puntahan ang URL na nasa umpisa nitong talatang ito).  ay leche di ko ata kayang panindigan ang pagtatagalog ko…madaling magsalita ng tagalog pero mahirap magsulat noh!  di ko na kasalanan kung bobing yung ibang tao at hindi marunong umintindi ng English!

anyways,  i just couldn’t understand why that freak can’t get the full context of my blogs???  is it really that hard to understand?  he left another comment which basically said the same things:

1 - Wla akong ginawa sayong masama alam mo yan. Sana aminin mo sa sarili mo at sa mga tao kung ano talaga ang totoo.

*yeah yeah…

2 - Hindi sinisadya na manakaw ang U2 ipod mo at lalo naman na hindi ko
nanakawin yon. Pinalitan ko nman nung 20gig ipod ko diba? hindi nga
lang sya bago.  Alam ko kung gano kaimportante syo yung ipod na yun. Nagsorry naman ako syo diba?

*your sorry is not worth my U2 iPod…you did say sorry but you didn’t even say that you’ll replace it.  I asked you what your plan is and you know what you said??? here let me refresh your selective memory: "well, i guess yung iPod mo white na.." .  WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??!!!!  ganon?  you assumed na okay lang na ang kapalit ng iPod ko eh yung sayo??!  if you were decent enough you should have at least offered to replace it with a new one..kahit na kunwari lang!  i don’t give a shit if you replaced it with your crappy old white iPod na binili mo ng 2nd hand!!!  you didn’t even mention that you’ll replace it pag nagka-pera ka na!  wow dude!  i’m having goosepimples now!

3 - Naprint ko lahat ng blog mo at ipapabasa ko sa Kuya kong attorney. Pag
hindi mo napatunayan yung mga bintang mo sa akin ididimanda kita.

*hello pakibasa nga ulit yung mga sinulat ko.  go find yourself a translator if you really find it hard to understand…wag mo nang kunin yung friend mo na lawlaw yung cheeks…wala din alam yun.  pa-coño lang ang English nun kuno wrong grammar din naman!  teka kala ko ba wala kang pera to replace my iPod?  now you’re taking this to court?  don’t you think mas makakatipid ka kung palitan mo na lang yung iPod ko…20K max lang yun…cheaper than to file a case which you will lose naman for sure…think think think! deal or no deal??? hehehe

4 - Hindi mo kilala ang pamilya ko dulce. May mga kaibigan ka na Beta
Sigma? Beta Sigma din ang Daddy ko At mga kuya ko. Hindi ako ang
nagumpisa ng gulong ito.

*hindi ko nga talaga kilala ang family mo that’s why i’m not dragging them into this stupid non-sense squabble ("away" lang ang ibig sabihin nitong word na ito…baka mag panic ka kung anong meaning nito eh)…yup i got some beta sigman friends.  meron din tau gamma, APO, upsilon, sigma rho.  Tatay ko beta sigma din.  Eh di okay mag-brods pala ang tatay ko, Daddy mo at mga brothers mo!  ikaw anong frat mo?

My butt is big…

Friday, September 8th, 2006

I was browsing through an American fashion mag the other day while I was having a haircut when I came across this ad from Nike.  I laughed when I read it, forgetting the fact that I was alone and no one was there whom I can share this with.  I don’t think the hair stylist will be interested in my story anyways.  Of course I excused myself for suddenly bursting into a laugh…the hair stylist gave me this look like I was some kind of a loony.  Anyways, here’s what the ad says:

My butt is big and round like the letter "C", and 10,000 lunges have made it rounder but not smaller and that’s just fine.  It’s a space heater for my side of the bed.  It’s my ambassador to those who walk behind me.  It’s a border collie that herds skinny women away from the best deals at clothing sales. 

MY BUTT IS BIG AND THAT’S JUST FINE.  AND TO THOSE WHO MIGHT SCORN IT ARE INVITED TO KISS IT.

I just find this ad so timely that’s why I decided to post it here.  Of course you guys know who I’m dedicating this blog to ;-P

Dulce…

Friday, September 8th, 2006

I’ve always thought she’s all woman
When you see her in two-piece you’ll turn yourself into a fan
But then this funny girl is like a kid
I had fun with her…I really did!

She’s so true to herself and she speaks her mind
As a confidante, she’s really one of a kind.

She’s a natural and she never pretends
And she will always be one of my greatest friends…

and that folks was a nice literary piece from my sis, Chris :-)
i found it while i was rummaging through my "box of memories" trying to look for some of my sticker collection to give as a gift my to my highschool bestfriend’s daughter :-)

reading it took me back to those happy times.  i will definitely not forget my stint there at DPC (directories philippines corp).  i gained a lot of real friends that are so hard to find.

i just wish i could bring back that time…i miss all my kikay posse there!…’til our next gimmick at Mint then? ;-P  hahahahaha!

See you girls around!  and as for you Kristeta,  remember to give me a shoutout whenever you’re in the area a’ight?!

Miss you!!!!  Tie d Tie Tie! W_grill_feb14_greenbelt_022

(L-R: Juliebee, Tantan, Dolce, Kristeta @ Wgrill Makati, Febbruary 2003)

I got dumped??!!

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006

I got dumped??!!  where the hell did that come from?

i got this message from a fan of Usher. she said she wasn’t impressed by my blogs at all and that i only did it because i got dumped by Mr.Don’t-Talk-Just-Kiss.  That’s okay missy, i didn’t write it for you to be impressed anyways.

and oh can i just tell you that your reaction was kinda too late…uhm talk about DELAYED REACTION.  i had it posted a month ago.  why react just now?  did you react because Usher told you to write for him on his behalf?  so sweet of you to do that.

anyway, i just wanna be clear on this matter okay…

i didn’t write all those blogs because i got dumped by Mr.Don’t-Talk-Just-Kiss okay.  i wrote it because i’m an aspiring writer and i wanna know if i can write something that would catch people’s attention and create a buzz (damn it’s hard to control my laughter here…ok i admit i’m not a very good actress!).

but seriously,  i never claimed that i was his girlfriend or that he was my boyfriend (guys i really have to write it this way so that everyone can understand.  i don’t know how literal these kind of people can get)…anyways, so why the hell would i admit that we didn’t have a relationship when there’s nothing to admit in the first place???…huh?  i kinda got lost there.

missy, i think you’ll be a great girlfriend for him.  you think alike.  but at least somehow your english grammar is better.  teach him when you have the time okay?

oh by the way, thanks for telling me that i’ve got a sagging butt.  now i know i have to do more squats in the gym to make them perky again :-)  sorry i can’t give you any advice on how to lose your sagging cheeks.  diet would probably do it…i think.

hey, i hope you’re not as uhm.. "SIMPLE" as your friend to actually post a comment here that would also lead everyone to your page.  but then again it’s your call…wink wink…hihihi

wish you all the best…Ciao! :-)

by the way guys, i am sure you’ve all been curious about how this girl looks like so here’s her pic.  she didn’t know i saved it before she even had a chance to change her primary pic after i made a comment on her "cute sagging cheeks" :-)

Cutiehehehe

you like her?  she can be your friend too!  just text or call her at

09198737719…

don’t worry i’m sure she wouldn’t mind that i posted her number here.  it’s actually a free advertisement for her…she has this number posted on her page too :-)

no, i wouldn’t go that far to actually hire a private eye to get it…hehehe

SUSUNOD SA THE BUZZ!!!

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006

yeah that’s what i feel right now…a starlet caught in an intrigue. hahaha…i’m just kidding of course!  guess what guys,  the main character of my blog entry numbers 4 to 7 has posted a comment saying that he didn’t "do it" and that he’s gonna tell on me to his "kuya na attorney"…and he’s gonna sue me :-)…for what?  libel?  hihihihi

dude, i bet my sagging ass (that’s according to one of your fans) that your bro wouldn’t waste his time on this stupid shit.  i bet he’s got more pressing matters to attend to than spend time going to court to file a case against my blog where i wrote some expose shit about an anonymous person!

and hey when you posted your comment here, didn’t you realize that you gave the link to your friendster account for everyone to see?  yes you did uh DUDE!  duh! (or the? hahaha)

i didn’t even say here that you stole my precious iPod and phone.  those were the readers’ comments.  everyone is entitled to make a comment.

next time you do something for yourself or your loved one, please think not just twice but a lot of times okay???  well only as many as your brain would allow.  i wouldn’t want you to think too much because you might end up frying it.

and hey what gave you the idea that i was trying to tell the people that you became my boyfriend???  i couldn’t even gather enough courage to introduce you to my friends…only because i was trying to save you from further embarrassment (so thank me for it) :-D

Lost & Found

Sunday, September 3rd, 2006

I’M CURRENTLY SEARCHING FOR A GUY
who’s confident but not arrogant…
caring and sweet but not suffocating…
sensitive but not wimpy…
can speak his mind but not controlling…
knows what he wants and actually gets it…
funny without looking like a clown (who said clowns are funny anyway???! they scare me!)…
has a little air of mystery in his personality…
who doesn’t have to be a hottie but at least fit enough to keep up with my active lifestyle (hahaha)…
who smells really good even when left under the sun to sweat…

i’ve posted this paragraph on my profile a year ago.  a lot of friends reacted.  they said i am being to idealistic or that my standards are too high that’s why i couldn’t find myself a boyfriend.  i tried to asses the traits that i’ve written here and decided that i wouldn’t lower my standards just because my friends told me to.  i firmly stuck with what i want and what i believe is right for me…meaning a guy with these qualities…i waited.  i didn’t lose hope because i know there will always be my MR.RIGHT out there just waiting for our paths to cross.  i’ve met a few people who taught me a thing or two…(though no one can top what Usher aka Mr.Don’r-Talk-Just-Kiss taught me!)…just when i stopped actively searching for the right person for me, here comes Mr.Check :-)

i wouldn’t wanna call him Mr.Right or Mr.Perfect because it’s so overused.  I’m calling him Mr.Check because he’s got a lot of checkmarks in my list of qualities that i look for in a guy :-)  in fact he has all those that i’ve written above!  i have been in cloud nine for the past week…i felt like He got tired of listening to my same old prayer asking for the right person to come my way, so He finally gave in! hehehe

i just hope that everything will be in place soon…i learned a lot through my long journey in search for this person.  i hope i’ll be able to use all those learnings to make this one really work out and make this person mine for keeps…i’m keeping my fingers crossed…but i’ve never been this happy since Santa gave me "My First Barbie" for Christmas ;-D